Act II
Scene I
A Senator’s house.
Enter Senator, with papers in his hand. | |
Senator |
And late, five thousand: to Varro and to Isidore
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Enter Caphis. | |
Caphis | Here, sir; what is your pleasure? |
Senator |
Get on your cloak, and haste you to Lord Timon;
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Caphis | I go, sir. |
Senator |
“I go, sir!”—take the bonds along with you,
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Caphis | I will, sir. |
Senator | Go. Exeunt. |
Scene II
The same. A hall in Timon’s house.
Enter Flavius, with many bills in his hand. | |
Flavius |
No care, no stop! so senseless of expense,
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Enter Caphis, and the Servants of Isidore and Varro. | |
Caphis |
Good even, Varro: what,
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Varro’s Servant | Is’t not your business too? |
Caphis | It is: and yours too, Isidore? |
Isidore’s Servant | It is so. |
Caphis | Would we were all discharged! |
Varro’s Servant | I fear it. |
Caphis | Here comes the lord. |
Enter Timon, Alcibiades, and Lords, etc. | |
Timon |
So soon as dinner’s done, we’ll forth again,
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Caphis | My lord, here is a note of certain dues. |
Timon | Dues! Whence are you? |
Caphis | Of Athens here, my lord. |
Timon | Go to my steward. |
Caphis |
Please it your lordship, he hath put me off
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Timon |
Mine honest friend,
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Caphis | Nay, good my lord— |
Timon | Contain thyself, good friend. |
Varro’s Servant | One Varro’s servant, my good lord— |
Isidore’s Servant |
From Isidore;
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Caphis | If you did know, my lord, my master’s wants— |
Varro’s Servant |
’Twas due on forfeiture, my lord, six weeks
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Isidore’s Servant |
Your steward puts me off, my lord;
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Timon |
Give me breath.
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Flavius |
Please you, gentlemen,
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Timon | Do so, my friends. See them well entertain’d. Exit. |
Flavius | Pray, draw near. Exit. |
Enter Apemantus and Fool. | |
Caphis | Stay, stay, here comes the fool with Apemantus: let’s ha’ some sport with ’em. |
Varro’s Servant | Hang him, he’ll abuse us. |
Isidore’s Servant | A plague upon him, dog! |
Varro’s Servant | How dost, fool? |
Apemantus | Dost dialogue with thy shadow? |
Varro’s Servant | I speak not to thee. |
Apemantus | No, ’tis to thyself. To the Fool. Come away. |
Isidore’s Servant | There’s the fool hangs on your back already. |
Apemantus | No, thou stand’st single, thou’rt not on him yet. |
Caphis | Where’s the fool now? |
Apemantus | He last asked the question. Poor rogues, and usurers’ men! bawds between gold and want! |
All Servants | What are we, Apemantus? |
Apemantus | Asses. |
All Servants | Why? |
Apemantus | That you ask me what you are, and do not know yourselves. Speak to ’em, fool. |
Fool | How do you, gentlemen? |
All Servants | Gramercies, good fool: how does your mistress? |
Fool | She’s e’en setting on water to scald such chickens as you are. Would we could see you at Corinth! |
Apemantus | Good! gramercy. |
Enter Page. | |
Fool | Look you, here comes my mistress’ page. |
Page | To the Fool. Why, how now, captain! what do you in this wise company? How dost thou, Apemantus? |
Apemantus | Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee profitably. |
Page | Prithee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of these letters: I know not which is which. |
Apemantus | Canst not read? |
Page | No. |
Apemantus | There will little learning die then, that day thou art hanged. This is to Lord Timon; this to Alcibiades. Go; thou wast born a bastard, and thou’t die a bawd. |
Page | Thou wast whelped a dog, and thou shalt famish a dog’s death. Answer not; I am gone. Exit. |
Apemantus | E’en so thou outrunnest grace. Fool, I will go with you to Lord Timon’s. |
Fool | Will you leave me there? |
Apemantus | If Timon stay at home. You three serve three usurers? |
All Servants | Ay; would they served us! |
Apemantus | So would I—as good a trick as ever hangman served thief. |
Fool | Are you three usurers’ men? |
All Servants | Ay, fool. |
Fool | I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant: my mistress is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your masters, they approach sadly, and go away merry; but they enter my mistress’ house merrily, and go away sadly: the reason of this? |
Varro’s Servant | I could render one. |
Apemantus | Do it then, that we may account thee a whoremaster and a knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed. |
Varro’s Servant | What is a whoremaster, fool? |
Fool | A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. ’Tis a spirit: sometime’t appears like a lord; sometime like a lawyer; sometime like a philosopher, with two stones moe than’s artificial one: he is very often like a knight; and, generally, in all shapes that man goes up and down in from fourscore to thirteen, this spirit walks in. |
Varro’s Servant | Thou art not altogether a fool. |
Fool | Nor thou altogether a wise man: as much foolery as I have, so much wit thou lackest. |
Apemantus | That answer might have become Apemantus. |
All Servants | Aside, aside; here comes Lord Timon. |
Reenter Timon and Flavius. | |
Apemantus | Come with me, fool, come. |
Fool | I do not always follow lover, elder brother and woman; sometime the philosopher. Exeunt Apemantus and Fool. |
Flavius | Pray you, walk near: I’ll speak with you anon. Exeunt Servants. |
Timon |
You make me marvel: wherefore ere this time
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Flavius |
You would not hear me,
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Timon |
Go to:
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Flavius |
O my good lord,
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Timon | Let all my land be sold. |
Flavius |
’Tis all engaged, some forfeited and gone;
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Timon | To Lacedaemon did my land extend. |
Flavius |
O my good lord, the world is but a word:
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Timon | You tell me true. |
Flavius |
If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood,
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Timon | Prithee, no more. |
Flavius |
Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this lord!
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Timon |
Come, sermon me no further:
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Flavius | Assurance bless your thoughts! |
Timon |
And, in some sort, these wants of mine are crown’d,
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Enter Flaminius, Servilius, and other Servants. | |
Servants | My lord? my lord? |
Timon | I will dispatch you severally; you to Lord Lucius; to Lord Lucullus you: I hunted with his honour to-day: you, to Sempronius: commend me to their loves, and, I am proud, say, that my occasions have found time to use ’em toward a supply of money: let the request be fifty talents. |
Flaminius | As you have said, my lord. |
Flavius | Aside. Lord Lucius and Lucullus? hum! |
Timon |
Go you, sir, to the senators—
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Flavius |
I have been bold—
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Timon | Is’t true? can’t be? |
Flavius |
They answer, in a joint and corporate voice,
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Timon |
You gods, reward them!
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Flavius |
I would I could not think it: that thought is bounty’s foe;
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