Act I
Scene I
Verona. An open place.
| Enter Valentine and Proteus. | |
| Valentine |
Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus:
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| Proteus |
Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine, adieu!
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| Valentine | And on a love-book pray for my success? |
| Proteus | Upon some book I love I’ll pray for thee. |
| Valentine |
That’s on some shallow story of deep love:
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| Proteus |
That’s a deep story of a deeper love;
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| Valentine |
’Tis true; for you are over boots in love,
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| Proteus | Over the boots? nay, give me not the boots. |
| Valentine | No, I will not, for it boots thee not. |
| Proteus | What? |
| Valentine |
To be in love, where scorn is bought with groans;
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| Proteus | So, by your circumstance, you call me fool. |
| Valentine | So, by your circumstance, I fear you’ll prove. |
| Proteus | ’Tis love you cavil at: I am not Love. |
| Valentine |
Love is your master, for he masters you:
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| Proteus |
Yet writers say, as in the sweetest bud
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| Valentine |
And writers say, as the most forward bud
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| Proteus | And thither will I bring thee, Valentine. |
| Valentine |
Sweet Proteus, no; now let us take our leave.
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| Proteus | All happiness bechance to thee in Milan! |
| Valentine | As much to you at home! and so, farewell. Exit. |
| Proteus |
He after honour hunts, I after love:
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| Enter Speed. | |
| Speed | Sir Proteus, save you! Saw you my master? |
| Proteus | But now he parted hence, to embark for Milan. |
| Speed |
Twenty to one then he is shipp’d already,
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| Proteus |
Indeed, a sheep doth very often stray,
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| Speed | You conclude that my master is a shepherd then and I a sheep? |
| Proteus | I do. |
| Speed | Why then, my horns are his horns, whether I wake or sleep. |
| Proteus | A silly answer and fitting well a sheep. |
| Speed | This proves me still a sheep. |
| Proteus | True; and thy master a shepherd. |
| Speed | Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. |
| Proteus | It shall go hard but I’ll prove it by another. |
| Speed | The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the shepherd; but I seek my master, and my master seeks not me: therefore I am no sheep. |
| Proteus | The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd; the shepherd for food follows not the sheep: thou for wages followest thy master; thy master for wages follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep. |
| Speed | Such another proof will make me cry “baa.” |
| Proteus | But, dost thou hear? gavest thou my letter to Julia? |
| Speed | Ay sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her, a laced mutton, and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a lost mutton, nothing for my labour. |
| Proteus | Here’s too small a pasture for such store of muttons. |
| Speed | If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her. |
| Proteus | Nay: in that you are astray, ’twere best pound you. |
| Speed | Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for carrying your letter. |
| Proteus | You mistake; I mean the pound—a pinfold. |
| Speed |
From a pound to a pin? fold it over and over,
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| Proteus | But what said she? |
| Speed | First nodding. Ay. |
| Proteus | Nod—Ay—why, that’s noddy. |
| Speed | You mistook, sir; I say, she did nod: and you ask me if she did nod; and I say, “Ay.” |
| Proteus | And that set together is noddy. |
| Speed | Now you have taken the pains to set it together, take it for your pains. |
| Proteus | No, no; you shall have it for bearing the letter. |
| Speed | Well, I perceive I must be fain to bear with you. |
| Proteus | Why, sir, how do you bear with me? |
| Speed | Marry, sir, the letter, very orderly; having nothing but the word “noddy” for my pains. |
| Proteus | Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit. |
| Speed | And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse. |
| Proteus | Come, come, open the matter in brief: what said she? |
| Speed | Open your purse, that the money and the matter may be both at once delivered. |
| Proteus | Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she? |
| Speed | Truly, sir, I think you’ll hardly win her. |
| Proteus | Why, couldst thou perceive so much from her? |
| Speed | Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no, not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter: and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I fear she’ll prove as hard to you in telling your mind. Give her no token but stones; for she’s as hard as steel. |
| Proteus | What said she? nothing? |
| Speed | No, not so much as “Take this for thy pains.” To testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testerned me; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your letters yourself: and so, sir, I’ll commend you to my master. |
| Proteus |
Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck,
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Scene II
The same. Garden of Julia’s house.
| Enter Julia and Lucetta. | |
| Julia |
But say, Lucetta, now we are alone,
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| Lucetta | Ay, madam, so you stumble not unheedfully. |
| Julia |
Of all the fair resort of gentlemen
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| Lucetta |
Please you repeat their names, I’ll show my mind
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| Julia | What think’st thou of the fair Sir Eglamour? |
| Lucetta |
As of a knight well-spoken, neat and fine;
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| Julia | What think’st thou of the rich Mercatio? |
| Lucetta | Well of his wealth; but of himself, so so. |
| Julia | What think’st thou of the gentle Proteus? |
| Lucetta | Lord, Lord! to see what folly reigns in us! |
| Julia | How now! what means this passion at his name? |
| Lucetta |
Pardon, dear madam: ’tis a passing shame
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| Julia | Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest? |
| Lucetta | Then thus: of many good I think him best. |
| Julia | Your reason? |
| Lucetta |
I have no other, but a woman’s reason;
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| Julia | And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him? |
| Lucetta | Ay, if you thought your love not cast away. |
| Julia | Why he, of all the rest, hath never moved me. |
| Lucetta | Yet he, of all the rest, I think, best loves ye. |
| Julia | His little speaking shows his love but small. |
| Lucetta | Fire that’s closest kept burns most of all. |
| Julia | They do not love that do not show their love. |
| Lucetta | O, they love least that let men know their love. |
| Julia | I would I knew his mind. |
| Lucetta | Peruse this paper, madam. |
| Julia | “To Julia.” Say, from whom? |
| Lucetta | That the contents will show. |
| Julia | Say, say, who gave it thee? |
| Lucetta |
Sir Valentine’s page; and sent, I think, from Proteus.
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| Julia |
Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker!
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| Lucetta | To plead for love deserves more fee than hate. |
| Julia | Will ye be gone? |
| Lucetta | That you may ruminate. Exit. |
| Julia |
And yet I would I had o’erlooked the letter:
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| Reenter Lucetta. | |
| Lucetta | What would your ladyship? |
| Julia | Is’t near dinner-time? |
| Lucetta |
I would it were,
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| Julia | What is’t that you took up so gingerly? |
| Lucetta | Nothing. |
| Julia | Why didst thou stoop, then? |
| Lucetta | To take a paper up that I let fall. |
| Julia | And is that paper nothing? |
| Lucetta | Nothing concerning me. |
| Julia | Then let it lie for those that it concerns. |
| Lucetta |
Madam, it will not lie where it concerns,
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| Julia | Some love of yours hath writ to you in rhyme. |
| Lucetta |
That I might sing it, madam, to a tune.
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| Julia |
As little by such toys as may be possible.
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| Lucetta | It is too heavy for so light a tune. |
| Julia | Heavy! belike it hath some burden then? |
| Lucetta | Ay, and melodious were it, would you sing it. |
| Julia | And why not you? |
| Lucetta | I cannot reach so high. |
| Julia | Let’s see your song. How now, minion! |
| Lucetta |
Keep tune there still, so you will sing it out:
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| Julia | You do not? |
| Lucetta | No, madam; it is too sharp. |
| Julia | You, minion, are too saucy. |
| Lucetta |
Nay, now you are too flat
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| Julia | The mean is drown’d with your unruly bass. |
| Lucetta | Indeed, I bid the base for Proteus. |
| Julia |
This babble shall not henceforth trouble me.
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| Lucetta |
She makes it strange; but she would be best pleased
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| Julia |
Nay, would I were so anger’d with the same!
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| Reenter Lucetta. | |
| Lucetta |
Madam,
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| Julia | Well, let us go. |
| Lucetta | What, shall these papers lie like tell-tales here? |
| Julia | If you respect them, best to take them up. |
| Lucetta |
Nay, I was taken up for laying them down:
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| Julia | I see you have a month’s mind to them. |
| Lucetta |
Ay, madam, you may say what sights you see;
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| Julia | Come, come; will’t please you go? Exeunt. |
Scene III
The same. Antonio’s house.
| Enter Antonio and Panthino. | |
| Antonio |
Tell me, Panthino, what sad talk was that
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| Panthino | ’Twas of his nephew Proteus, your son. |
| Antonio | Why, what of him? |
| Panthino |
He wonder’d that your lordship
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| Antonio |
Nor need’st thou much importune me to that
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| Panthino |
I think your lordship is not ignorant
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| Antonio | I know it well. |
| Panthino |
’Twere good, I think, your lordship sent him thither:
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| Antonio |
I like thy counsel; well hast thou advised:
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| Panthino |
To-morrow, may it please you, Don Alphonso
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| Antonio |
Good company; with them shall Proteus go:
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| Enter Proteus. | |
| Proteus |
Sweet love! sweet lines! sweet life!
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| Antonio | How now! what letter are you reading there? |
| Proteus |
May’t please your lordship, ’tis a word or two
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| Antonio | Lend me the letter; let me see what news. |
| Proteus |
There is no news, my lord, but that he writes
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| Antonio | And how stand you affected to his wish? |
| Proteus |
As one relying on your lordship’s will
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| Antonio |
My will is something sorted with his wish.
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| Proteus |
My lord, I cannot be so soon provided:
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| Antonio |
Look, what thou want’st shall be sent after thee:
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| Proteus |
Thus have I shunn’d the fire for fear of burning,
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| Reenter Panthino. | |
| Panthino |
Sir Proteus, your father calls for you:
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| Proteus |
Why, this it is: my heart accords thereto,
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