Act I
Scene I
An apartment in the Duke’s palace.
Enter Duke, Escalus, Lords and Attendants. | |
Duke | Escalus. |
Escalus | My lord. |
Duke |
Of government the properties to unfold,
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Escalus |
If any in Vienna be of worth
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Duke | Look where he comes. |
Enter Angelo. | |
Angelo |
Always obedient to your grace’s will,
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Duke |
Angelo,
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Angelo |
Now, good my lord,
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Duke |
No more evasion:
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Angelo |
Yet give leave, my lord,
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Duke |
My haste may not admit it;
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Angelo | The heavens give safety to your purposes! |
Escalus | Lead forth and bring you back in happiness! |
Duke | I thank you. Fare you well. Exit. |
Escalus |
I shall desire you, sir, to give me leave
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Angelo |
’Tis so with me. Let us withdraw together,
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Escalus | I’ll wait upon your honour. Exeunt. |
Scene II
A street.
Enter Lucio and two Gentlemen. | |
Lucio | If the duke with the other dukes come not to composition with the King of Hungary, why then all the dukes fall upon the king. |
First Gentleman | Heaven grant us its peace, but not the King of Hungary’s! |
Second Gentleman | Amen. |
Lucio | Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the Ten Commandments, but scraped one out of the table. |
Second Gentleman | “Thou shalt not steal”? |
Lucio | Ay, that he razed. |
First Gentleman | Why, ’twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions: they put forth to steal. There’s not a soldier of us all, that, in the thanksgiving before meat, do relish the petition well that prays for peace. |
Second Gentleman | I never heard any soldier dislike it. |
Lucio | I believe thee; for I think thou never wast where grace was said. |
Second Gentleman | No? a dozen times at least. |
First Gentleman | What, in metre? |
Lucio | In any proportion or in any language. |
First Gentleman | I think, or in any religion. |
Lucio | Ay, why not? Grace is grace, despite of all controversy: as, for example, thou thyself art a wicked villain, despite of all grace. |
First Gentleman | Well, there went but a pair of shears between us. |
Lucio | I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet. Thou art the list. |
First Gentleman | And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou’rt a three-piled piece, I warrant thee: I had as lief be a list of an English kersey as be piled, as thou art piled, for a French velvet. Do I speak feelingly now? |
Lucio | I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst I live, forget to drink after thee. |
First Gentleman | I think I have done myself wrong, have I not? |
Second Gentleman | Yes, that thou hast, whether thou art tainted or free. |
Lucio | Behold, behold, where Madam Mitigation comes! I have purchased as many diseases under her roof as come to— |
Second Gentleman | To what, I pray? |
Lucio | Judge. |
Second Gentleman | To three thousand dolours a year. |
First Gentleman | Ay, and more. |
Lucio | A French crown more. |
First Gentleman | Thou art always figuring diseases in me; but thou art full of error; I am sound. |
Lucio | Nay, not as one would say, healthy; but so sound as things that are hollow: thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee. |
Enter Mistress Overdone. | |
First Gentleman | How now! which of your hips has the most profound sciatica? |
Mistress Overdone | Well, well; there’s one yonder arrested and carried to prison was worth five thousand of you all. |
Second Gentleman | Who’s that, I pray thee? |
Mistress Overdone | Marry, sir, that’s Claudio, Signior Claudio. |
First Gentleman | Claudio to prison? ’tis not so. |
Mistress Overdone | Nay, but I know ’tis so: I saw him arrested, saw him carried away; and, which is more, within these three days his head to be chopped off. |
Lucio | But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so. Art thou sure of this? |
Mistress Overdone | I am too sure of it: and it is for getting Madam Julietta with child. |
Lucio | Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since, and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. |
Second Gentleman | Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose. |
First Gentleman | But, most of all, agreeing with the proclamation. |
Lucio | Away! let’s go learn the truth of it. Exeunt Lucio and Gentlemen. |
Mistress Overdone | Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what with the gallows and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. |
Enter Pompey. | |
How now! what’s the news with you? | |
Pompey | Yonder man is carried to prison. |
Mistress Overdone | Well; what has he done? |
Pompey | A woman. |
Mistress Overdone | But what’s his offence? |
Pompey | Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. |
Mistress Overdone | What, is there a maid with child by him? |
Pompey | No, but there’s a woman with maid by him. You have not heard of the proclamation, have you? |
Mistress Overdone | What proclamation, man? |
Pompey | All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down. |
Mistress Overdone | And what shall become of those in the city? |
Pompey | They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. |
Mistress Overdone | But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down? |
Pompey | To the ground, mistress. |
Mistress Overdone | Why, here’s a change indeed in the commonwealth! What shall become of me? |
Pompey | Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients: though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I’ll be your tapster still. Courage! there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered. |
Mistress Overdone | What’s to do here, Thomas tapster? let’s withdraw. |
Pompey | Here comes Signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison; and there’s Madam Juliet. Exeunt. |
Enter Provost, Claudio, Juliet, and Officers. | |
Claudio |
Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to the world?
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Provost |
I do it not in evil disposition,
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Claudio |
Thus can the demigod Authority
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Reenter Lucio and two Gentlemen. | |
Lucio | Why, how now, Claudio! whence comes this restraint? |
Claudio |
From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty:
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Lucio | If could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would send for certain of my creditors: and yet, to say the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom as the morality of imprisonment. What’s thy offence, Claudio? |
Claudio | What but to speak of would offend again. |
Lucio | What, is’t murder? |
Claudio | No. |
Lucio | Lechery? |
Claudio | Call it so. |
Provost | Away, sir! you must go. |
Claudio | One word, good friend. Lucio, a word with you. |
Lucio | A hundred, if they’ll do you any good. Is lechery so look’d after? |
Claudio |
Thus stands it with me: upon a true contract
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Lucio | With child, perhaps? |
Claudio |
Unhappily, even so.
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Lucio | I warrant it is: and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders that a milkmaid, if she be in love, may sigh it off. Send after the duke and appeal to him. |
Claudio |
I have done so, but he’s not to be found.
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Lucio | I pray she may; as well for the encouragement of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition, as for the enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I’ll to her. |
Claudio | I thank you, good friend Lucio. |
Lucio | Within two hours. |
Claudio | Come, officer, away! Exeunt. |
Scene III
A monastery.
Enter Duke and Friar Thomas. | |
Duke |
No, holy father; throw away that thought;
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Friar Thomas | May your grace speak of it? |
Duke |
My holy sir, none better knows than you
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Friar Thomas | Gladly, my lord. |
Duke |
We have strict statutes and most biting laws,
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Friar Thomas |
It rested in your grace
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Duke |
I do fear, too dreadful:
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Scene IV
A nunnery.
Enter Isabella and Francisca. | |
Isabella | And have you nuns no farther privileges? |
Francisca | Are not these large enough? |
Isabella |
Yes, truly: I speak not as desiring more;
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Lucio | Within. Ho! Peace be in this place! |
Isabella | Who’s that which calls? |
Francisca |
It is a man’s voice. Gentle Isabella,
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Isabella | Peace and prosperity! Who is’t that calls |
Enter Lucio. | |
Lucio |
Hail, virgin, if you be, as those cheek-roses
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Isabella |
Why “her unhappy brother”? let me ask,
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Lucio |
Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets you:
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Isabella | Woe me! for what? |
Lucio |
For that which, if myself might be his judge,
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Isabella | Sir, make me not your story. |
Lucio |
It is true.
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Isabella | You do blaspheme the good in mocking me. |
Lucio |
Do not believe it. Fewness and truth, ’tis thus:
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Isabella | Some one with child by him? My cousin Juliet? |
Lucio | Is she your cousin? |
Isabella |
Adoptedly; as school-maids change their names
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Lucio | She it is. |
Isabella | O, let him marry her. |
Lucio |
This is the point.
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Isabella | Doth he so seek his life? |
Lucio |
Has censured him
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Isabella |
Alas! what poor ability’s in me
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Lucio | Assay the power you have. |
Isabella | My power? Alas, I doubt— |
Lucio |
Our doubts are traitors
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Isabella | I’ll see what I can do. |
Lucio | But speedily. |
Isabella |
I will about it straight;
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Lucio | I take my leave of you. |
Isabella | Good sir, adieu. Exeunt. |