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Table of contents
Table of Contents
Titlepage
Imprint
My Roomy
I
II
III
IV
V
VI
VII
VIII
Sick ’Em
Horseshoes
Back to Baltimore
Phil and His 4d
Tour
No.
2
I
II
Alibi Ike
I
II
III
IV
V
VI
Harmony
The Poor Simp
I
II
III
IV
V
VI
VII
Where Do You Get That Noise?
I
II
III
IV
V
VI
VII
Oh, You Bonehead!
Good for the Soul
I
II
III
IV
The Crook
Champion
A One-Man Team
The Facts
I
II
III
IV
V
Tour Y-10
The Holdout
Ball-a-Hole
Gas, Oil and Air
The Yellow Kid
I
II
III
IV
V
VI
VII
VIII
The Last Night
The Clubby Roadster
A Chip of the Old Block
The Young Immigrunts
Preface
I
: My Parents
II
: Starting Gaily
III
: Erie Lake
IV
: Buffalo to Rochester 76.4
V
: My Father’s Idear
VI
: Syracuse to Hudson 183.2
VII
: Hudson
VIII
: Hudson to Yonkers 106.5
IX
: The Bureau of Manhattan
X
:
N.Y.
To Grenitch 500.0
XI
: How It Ended
The Big Town
Preface
I
: Quick Returns
II
: Ritchey
III
: Lady Perkins
IV
: Only One
V
: Katie Wins a Home
A Frame-Up
I
II
III
IV
V
VI
VII
VIII
Some Like Them Cold
The Battle of the Century
I
II
III
IV
V
VI
VII
VIII
A Caddy’s Diary
The Golden Honeymoon
Bedtime-Stories
How to Tell a True Princess
Cinderella
Red Riding Hood
Bluebeard
A Closeup of Domba Splew
What of It?
“In Conference”
Haircut
Mr.
and
Mrs.
Fix-It
Zone of Quiet
Women
The Love Nest
A Day with Conrad Green
Reunion
Who Dealt?
Rhythm
Travelogue
I Can’t Breathe
The Jade Necklace
The Story of a Wonder Man
Foreword
Introduction
I
: The Birth of a Wonder Man
II
: The Boy Grew Older
III
: Young Man Goes West
IV
: Bright College Years
V
: How Spanish War Ended
VI
: How I Threw Big Party for Jane Austen
VII
: New York’s Noon Life
VIII
: Football Trick Uncorked
IX
: Yale, Beaten by Blind Boys
X
: A Gay Christmas Eve
XI
: How I Swam the Hudson
XII
: I Transfer from Princeton to Medicine
XIII
: My Medical Career
XIV
: My 2 Big Inventions
XV
: Sport Writer on
The Rabies
XVI
: Star Reporter for
The Rabies
XVII
: Promoted to Contest Editor
XVIII
: Halloween in Polyandry Hospital
XIX
: A Soft Job
XX
: Dan Boone’s Joke
XXI
: I First Marry in Central Park—Lapland Lady for Bride
XXII
: On My Honeymoon
XXIII
: My Romance Blasted
XXIV
: My Divorce Trial
XXV
: Even Judge Ogle Smiled
XXVI
: I Revolutionize Theatre Business
XXVII
: A Postmortem Message
Sun Cured
Hurry Kane
Now and Then
The Spinning Wheel
The Venomous Viper of the Volga
Man Not Overboard
Anniversary
Nora
Liberty Hall
There Are Smiles
Mr.
Frisbie
Wedding Day
Dinner
The Maysville Minstrel
Ex Parte
Old Folks’ Christmas
Contract
Absentminded Beggar
High-Rollers
Stop Me—If You’ve Heard This One
Pity Is Akin—
That Old Sweetheart of Mine
Great Blessings
Second-Act Curtain
Enter the Heroine
Inspiration from the Muse
“It’s Got to Be Funny”
Wasted Sympathy
Detected!
Mamma
Words and Music
Endnotes
Colophon
Uncopyright
Landmarks
Short Fiction
Endnotes