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Table of Contents
Titlepage
Imprint
Dedication
Introduction
Frontispiece
The Adventurous Simplicissimus
Book
I
I
: Treats of Simplicissimus’s Rustic Descent and of His Upbringing Answering Thereto
II
: Of the First Step Towards That Dignity to Which Simplicissimus Attained, to Which Is Added the Praise of Shepherds and Other Excellent Precepts
III
: Treats of the Sufferings of a Faithful Bagpipe
IV
: How Simplicissimus’s Palace Was Stormed, Plundered, and Ruinated, and in What Sorry Fashion the Soldiers Kept House There
V
: How Simplicissimus Took French Leave, and How He Was Terrified by Dead Trees
VI
: Is So Short and So Prayerful That Simplicissimus Thereupon Swoons Away
VII
: How Simplicissimus Was in a Poor Lodging Kindly Entreated
VIII
: How Simplicissimus by His Noble Discourse Proclaimed His Excellent Qualities
IX
: How Simplicissimus Was Changed from a Wild Beast Into a Christian
X
: In What Manner He Learned to Read and Write in the Wild Woods
XI
: Discourseth of Foods, Household Stuff, and Other Necessary Concerns, Which Folk Must Have in This Earthly Life
XII
: Tells of a Notable Fine Way, to Die Happy and to Have Oneself Buried at Small Cost
XIII
: How Simplicissimus Was Driven About Like a Straw in a Whirlpool
XIV
: A Quaint Comedia of Five Peasants
XV
: How Simplicissimus Was Plundered, and How He Dreamed of the Peasants and How They Fared in Times of War
XVI
: Of the Ways and Works of Soldiers Nowadays, and How Hardly a Common Soldier Can Get Promotion
XVII
: How It Happens That, Whereas in War the Nobles Are Ever Put Before the Common Men, Yet Many Do Attain from Despised Rank to High Honours
XVIII
: How Simplicissimus Took His First Step Into the World and That with Evil Luck
XIX
: How Simplicissimus Was Captured by Hanau and Hanau by Simplicissimus
XX
: In What Wise He Was Saved from Prison and Torture
XXI
: How Treacherous Dame Fortune Cast on Simplicissimus a Friendly Glance
XXII
: Who the Hermit Was by Whom Simplicissimus Was Cherished
XXIII
: How Simplicissimus Became a Page: And Likewise, How the Hermit’s Wife Was Lost
XXIV
: How Simplicissimus Blamed the World and Saw Many Idols Therein
XXV
: How Simplicissimus Found the World All Strange and the World Found Him Strange Likewise
XXVI
: A New and Strange Way for Men to Wish One Another Luck and to Welcome One Another
XXVII
: How Simplicissimus Discoursed with the Secretary, and How He Found a False Friend
XXVIII
: How Simplicissimus Got Two Eyes Out of One Calf’s-Head
XXIX
: How a Man Step by Step May Attain Unto Intoxication and Finally Unawares Become Blind Drunk
XXX
: Still Treats of Naught but of Drinking Bouts, and How to Be Rid of Parsons Thereat
XXXI
: How the Lord Governor Shot a Very Foul Fox
XXXII
: How Simplicissimus Spoiled the Dance
Book
II
I
: How a Goose and a Gander Were Mated
II
: Concerning the Merits and Virtues of a Good Bath at the Proper Season
III
: How the Other Page Received Payment for His Teaching, and How Simplicissimus Was Chosen to Be a Fool
IV
: Concerning the Man That Pays the Money, and of the Military Service That Simplicissimus Did for the Crown of Sweden: Through Which Service He Got the Name of Simplicissimus
V
: How Simplicissimus Was by Four Devils Brought Into Hell and There Treated with Spanish Wine
VI
: How Simplicissimus Went Up to Heaven and Was Turned Into a Calf
VII
: How Simplicissimus Accommodated Himself to the State of a Brute Beast
VIII
: Discourseth of the Wondrous Memory of Some and the Forgetfulness of Others
IX
: Crooked Praise of a Proper Lady
X
: Discourseth of Naught but Heroes and Famous Artists
XI
: Of the Toilsome and Dangerous Office of a Governor
XII
: Of the Sense and Knowledge of Certain Unreasoning Animals
XIII
: Of Various Matters Which Whoever Will Know Must Either Read Them or Have Them Read to Him
XIV
: How Simplicissimus Led the Life of a Nobleman, and How the Croats Robbed Him of This When They Stole Himself
XV
: Of Simplicissimus’ Life with the Troopers, and What He Saw and Learned Among the Croats
XVI
: How Simplicissimus Found Goodly Spoils, and How He Became a Thievish Brother of the Woods
XVII
: How Simplicissimus Was Present at a Dance of Witches
XVIII
: Doth Prove That No Man Can Lay to Simplicissimus’ Charge That He Doth Draw the Long Bow
XIX
: How Simplicissimus Became a Fool Again as He Had Been a Fool Before
XX
: Is Pretty Long, and Treats of Playing with Dice and What Hangs Thereby
XXI
: Is Somewhat Shorter and More Entertaining Than the Last
XXII
: A Rascally Trick to Step Into Another Man’s Shoes
XXIII
: How Ulrich Herzbruder Sold Himself for a Hundred Ducats
XXIV
: How Two Prophecies Were Fulfilled at Once
XXV
: How Simplicissimus Was Transformed from a Boy Into a Girl and Fell Into Divers Adventures of Love
XXVI
: How He Was Imprisoned for a Traitor and Enchanter
XXVII
: How the Provost Fared in the Battle of Wittstock
XXVIII
: Of a Great Battle Wherein the Conqueror Is Captured in the Hour of Triumph
XXIX
: How a Notably Pious Soldier Fared in Paradise, and How the Huntsman Filled His Place
XXX
: How the Huntsman Carried Himself When He Began to Learn the Trade of War: Wherefrom a Young Soldier May Learn Somewhat
XXXI
: How the Devil Stole the Parson’s Bacon and How the Huntsman Caught Himself
Book
III
I
: How the Huntsman Went Too Far to the Left Hand
II
: How the Huntsman of Soest Did Rid Himself of the Huntsman of Wesel
III
: How the Great God Jupiter Was Captured and How He Revealed the Counsels of the Gods
IV
: Of the German Hero That Shall Conquer the Whole World and Bring Peace to All Nations
V
: How He Shall Reconcile All Religions and Cast Them in the Same Mould
VI
: How the Embassy of the Fleas Fared with Jupiter
VII
: How the Huntsman Again Secured Honour and Booty
VIII
: How He Found the Devil in the Trough, and How Jump-I’-Th’-Field Got Fine Horses
IX
: Of an Unequal Combat in Which the Weakest Wins the Day and the Conqueror Is Captured
X
: How the Master-General of Ordnance Granted the Huntsman His Life and Held Out Hopes to Him of Great Things
XI
: Contains All Manner of Matters of Little Import and Great Imagination
XII
: How Fortune Unexpectedly Bestowed on the Huntsman a Noble Present
XIII
: Of Simplicissimus’ Strange Fancies and Castles in the Air, and How He Guarded His Treasure
XIV
: How the Huntsman Was Captured by the Enemy
XV
: On What Condition the Huntsman Was Set Free
XVI
: How Simplicissimus Became a Nobleman
XVII
: How the Huntsman Disposed Himself to Pass His Six Months: And Also Somewhat of the Prophetess
XVIII
: How the Huntsman Went a Wooing, and Made a Trade of It
XIX
: By What Means the Huntsman Made Friends, and How He Was Moved by a Sermon
XX
: How He Gave the Faithful Priest Other Fish to Fry, to Cause Him to Forget His Own Hoggish Life
XXI
: How Simplicissimus All Unawares Was Made a Married Man
XXII
: How Simplicissimus Held His Wedding-Feast and How He Purposed to Begin His New Life
XXIII
: How Simplicissimus Came to a Certain Town (Which He Nameth for Convenience Cologne) to Fetch His Treasure
XXIV
: How the Huntsman Caught a Hare in the Middle of a Town
Book
IV
I
: How and for What Reason the Huntsman Was Jockeyed Away Into France
II
: How Simplicissimus Found a Better Host Than Before
III
: How He Became a Stage Player and Got Himself a New Name
IV
: How Simplicissimus Departed Secretly and How He Believed He Had the Neapolitan Disease
V
: How Simplicissimus Pondered on His Past Life, and How with the Water Up to His Mouth He Learned to Swim
VI
: How He Became a Vagabond Quack and a Cheat
VII
: How the Doctor Was Fitted with a Musket Under Captain Curmudgeon
VIII
: How Simplicissimus Endured a Cheerless Bath in the Rhine
IX
: Wherefore Clergymen Should Never Eat Hares That Have Been Taken in a Snare
X
: How Simplicissimus Was All Unexpectedly Quit of His Musket
XI
: Discourses of the Order of the Marauder Brothers
XII
: Of a Desperate Fight for Life in Which Each Party Doth Yet Escape Death
XIII
: How Oliver Conceived That He Could Excuse His Brigand’s Tricks
XIV
: How Oliver Explained Herzbruder’s Prophecy to His Own Profit, and So Came to Love His Worst Enemy
XV
: How Simplicissimus Thought More Piously When He Went A-Plundering Than Did Oliver When He Went to Church
XVI
: Of Oliver’s Descent, and How He Behaved in His Youth, and Specially at School
XVIII
: How He Studied at Liège, and How He There Demeaned Himself
XVIII
: Of the Homecoming and Departure of This Worshipful Student, and How He Sought to Obtain Advancement in the Wars
XIX
: How Simplicissimus Fulfilled Herzbruder’s Prophecy to Oliver Before Yet Either Knew the Other
XX
: How It Doth Fare with a Man on Whom Evil Fortune Doth Rain Cats and Dogs
XXI
: A Brief Example of That Trade Which Oliver Followed, Wherein He Was a Master and Simplicissimus Should Be a Prentice
XXII
: How Oliver Bit the Dust and Took Six Good Men with Him
XXIII
: How Simplicissimus Became a Rich Man and Herzbruder Fell Into Great Misery
XXIV
: Of the Manner in Which Herzbruder Fell Into Such Evil Plight
Book
V
I
: How Simplicissimus Turned Palmer and Went on a Pilgrimage with Herzbruder
II
: How Simplicissimus, Being Terrified of the Devil, Was Converted
III
: How the Two Friends Spent the Winter
IV
: In What Manner Simplicissimus and Herzbruder Went to the Wars Again and Returned Thence
V
: How Simplicissimus Rode Courier and in the Likeness of Mercury Learned from Jove What His Design Was as Regards War and Peace
VI
: A Story of a Trick That Simplicissimus Played at the Spa
VII
: How Herzbruder Died and How Simplicissimus Again Fell to Wanton Courses
VIII
: How Simplicissimus Found His Second Marriage Turn Out, and How He Met with His Dad and Learned Who His Parents Had Been
IX
: In What Manner the Pains of Childbirth Came Upon Him, and How He Became a Widower
X
: Relation of Certain Peasants Concerning the Wonderful Mummelsee
XI
: Of the Marvellous Thanksgiving of a Patient, and of the Holy Thoughts Thereby Awakened in Simplicissimus
XII
: How Simplicissimus Journeyed with the Sylphs to the Centre of the Earth
XIII
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XVI
XVII
: How Simplicissimus Returned from the Middle of the Earth, and of His Strange Fancies, His Aircastles, His Calculations; and How He Reckoned Without His Host
XVIII
: How Simplicissimus Wasted His Spring in the Wrong Place
XIX
XX
: Treats of a Trifling Promenade from the Black Forest to Moscow in Russia
XXI
: How Simplicissimus Further Fared in Moscow
XXII
: By What a Short and Merry Road He Came Home to His Dad
XXIII
: Is Very Short and Concerneth Simplicissimus Alone
XXIV
: Why and in What Fashion Simplicissimus Left the World Again
Appendix A
Continuation
XIX
: How Simplicissimus and a Carpenter Escaped from a Shipwreck with Their Lives and Were Thereafter Provided with a Land of Their Own
XX
: How They Hired a Fair Cookmaid and by God’s Help Were Rid of Her Again
XXI
: How They Thereafter Kept House Together and How They Set to Work
XXII
: Further Sequel of the Above Story, and How Simon Meron Left the Island and This Life, and How Simplicissimus Remained the Sole Lord of the Island
XXIII
: In Which the Hermit Concludes His Story and Therewith Ends These His Six Books
Appendix B
Appendix C
Continuatio
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Endnotes
List of Illustrations
Colophon
Uncopyright
Landmarks
The Adventurous Simplicissimus
Endnotes
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